"Howdee, Pards. This is Rick Prairie again, Just checking on my hair again. Just checking on my wonderful hair again. It is one of my most important ass ets. Dog, get over here and work on my hair. I must look good for the people of Taxus. Get the moose. No, No you Idjet! You're as dumb as the voters who put me in office. Get that big horney critter out of my office. Get the gel in the can and not the .bathroom. Making myself understood is not easy anymore. At least yawl voters know what I mean. Back to work . Must find something to make myself look busy for the people. See yawl tomorrow.