"Howdee, Pards. This is Rick Prairie again, Just checking on my hair again. Just checking on my wonderful hair again. It is one of my most important ass ets. Dog, get over here and work on my hair. I must look good for the people of Taxus. Get the moose. No, No you Idjet! You're as dumb as the voters who put me in office. Get that big horney critter out of my office. Get the gel in the can and not the .bathroom. Making myself understood is not easy anymore. At least yawl voters know what I mean. Back to work . Must find something to make myself look busy for the people. See yawl tomorrow.

Busy,Busy day,but got much accomplished. I have a tale to tell in short installments. It is about a heroic person. before I'm done You will get to know him well.
"Hi, Pardners! Let me introduce myself. Ah am Rick Prairie, Governor of the state of Taxus. I'll be telling you about me as there is no one I like to talk about better. My little buddy is "Dog", Prairie dog that is. He digs up all the dirt for men and comes when I whistle. More about my favorite person, Me, tomorrow.